Thank you Baxter Pharmaceuticals Rep. Seriously. Thank you.

Dear H***, my Baxter rep,

I would like to take this opportunity to thank you profusely for not making your flight from (wherever you live, USA) this morning.

Because of this, you were unable to assist the dialysis nurse from figuring out the extremely labor-intensive software program that would have allowed her to read the data on my computer chip. But, because y'all rate your software up there with giving over the nuclear launch codes, or something close enough in your estimation, she has been unable to launch the softwae remotely.

But, the world is safe for the moment it appears.
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Anyway.

Long story short, while you are enjoying your extended weekend and celebrating Memorial Day in whatever fashion you choose, I will be lounging around in-patient at the local hospital for a few.

Days, that is.

Not spending time at home.

Not celebrating.

Not having a lot of fun.

Oh, the kicker?

My daughter is also out of town, so that leaves the men at home, alone, to fend for themselves.

Do you sense now why I'm so angry?

Well, again, I do sincerely hope your weekend is all that your "missed flight" was intended to make it.

Oh, and 'longer' was the word I was searching for. Just in case you were not following me.

Too much Memorial Day fun can do that to a person.

Yours truly,

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